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european toilet 

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.
"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
european toilet by BarRat December 9, 2016

european mudslide 

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.
Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.
european mudslide by Halonn January 23, 2017

european bottle rocket 

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus
Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"
european bottle rocket by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

European Standard Of Beauty 

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin
European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

European pickpocket 

When you reach in your partner’s pants and scream “diddle for Italy
I just gave my girlfriend the European pickpocket this morning.
European pickpocket by STEWY7890 February 23, 2019

European Dream 

As opposed to American Dream, European Dream is a concept of equality of opportunity for anyone who lives in Europe, mainly European Union, regardless for who they are, or from where they've come from.
I though of going to the USA, but after realising I would end up on street with shady job, I chose to go to the France. I prefer the European Dream.
European Dream by Tomsow(12) December 27, 2019