eugene

literally the best person ever. no inbetween. just ethereal. actually.

Person A: Hey, have you heard of Eugene?
Person B: Yeah, they're really cool. They help me out with everything.

by tom (: April 20, 2021

Eugene

Always has great hair. Sometimes gets made fun of for being Eugene Krabs from spongebob. But nonetheless a great guy to be with

What an immaculate hairdo. His name must be Eugene.

by jaydecali August 19, 2021

euber

the definition of oober is a person that's so smart their dumb

somebody that knows everything but knows nothing is considered to be an euber.

by courtney hawthorne September 9, 2007

Eugene

A nice trustworthy guy somebody who will have your back he's just a great friend to have

hey Dylan is seems like a eugene

by BRYAN134938948495 December 15, 2016

Ebenezer

When in the sitting position the front zipper of the pants sticks out extremely far creating the appearance of an erect penis.

No Susan, I'm not that happy to see you. My pants just form an ebenezer every time I sit down.

by R. Lee Morris July 24, 2008

Eugene

A fat, good-for-nothing loser who hates himself so much that he actually enjoys the hate that he receives. At least someone out there is thinking of me. ;D

Eugene loves his time to ponder on the health of his haters.

by Tolyih November 10, 2019

Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020