Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 17, 2010

Epic of Gilgafail

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.

Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.

by bagel4732 February 24, 2009

Epic Failure!

Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!

Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures

by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009

Epic dump

A dump is considered epic, when pooping no longer causes the toilet water to splash.

Person 1: I just took an epic dump!
Person 2: I bet the toilet is clogged now...
Person 1: It is.

by AtokNiiro May 31, 2010

Epic Sax Guy

Originally named Sergey Stepanov, is the saxophonist of "Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira" which entered the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 and got 22th.
His sax solo is now being looped all over the internet as the new Rick Roll because people find him, and his raybands, extremely epic.

Pro: Hey! Did you check out that video?

Nub: Yea, it was just some random guy playing the sax.

Pro: RANDOM GUY?? IT WAS THE EPIC SAX GUY!!

by |)1|\||)3 June 8, 2010

epic games store

shitty chinese spy app made to compete with steam

have you heard epic games store i heard its chinese spy app

by overlord hitler February 12, 2019

Epic Tits

Breasts so shapely and large on a beautiful girl. which when viewed by another female she instantly wants to play with them and suck on them.

Did you see Julie go from strait to bi in 3 seconds when she viewed Dani's EPIC TITS?

by rum1dragon November 19, 2007