Dutch Office

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Dutch Office is created by the conspicuous breaking of wind in a tightly enclosed area. The ideal environment for a Dutch Office is a small, fully enclosed workspace. Open, well ventilated areas are less desireable but will suffice in a pinch.

Once the location is slected, the propegant, or farter, must emit rancid anal fumes several times until even he, previously unable to distinguish his own farts from clean air, is so revolted by the thick stench that he must leave the office. Then the victim, or smeller, must enter the office. Upon opening the door to the office, the smeller will surely pass out from the concentrated aroma of the pungent farts.

For best results, the farter should enjoy a lunch of atomically spicy indian, turkish or korean food. Wait approxiamtely 45 minutes and let it rip, careful to avoid staining your undies.

Yo I gave my boss a dutch office while he was out to lunch yesterday. Shit smelled so bad in there that the dude had an annurism.

by Nasty Fizz August 2, 2004

Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

by Gordon October 3, 2003

dutch wife

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003

dutch box

the action of farting in an elevator and walking out while somebody else walks in

As tyler left the elevator, he farted as others went inside, thus giving them a dutch box.

by Dutch Crew June 1, 2009

Go Dutch

When you go an a date and everyone pays separately.

Stephanie: I only have enough for my meal.

Natalia: Yeah so do I.

Christopher: I am not paying for anyone's food.

John: Great, so everyone can GO DUTCH

Natalia: Going Dutch is a great idea.

by IdontDoDutch November 28, 2011

Dutch Snuven

A dutch oven made underneath a Snuggie.

After Ralph consumed the three burritos, the dense blue fabric of his Snuggie concealed his gaseous poison in a Dutch Snuven until he saw fit to release it en masse upon his unsuspecting girlfriend.

by The Kid Doc D May 31, 2009

dutch-worthy

When you buy a nickle bag and there is just enough weed to roll a decent dutch master blunt.

That bag you copped is dutch-worthy.

Your mans bag's are not dutch-worthy

by kingpin & joe January 31, 2010