dismolished

drunk and demolished is dismolished.

Chris up north drunk after a 120 beers to himself is dismolished.

by Dat Nigga from Flint Town February 21, 2009

Dyson

A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”

B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!

by Thoroughbrem October 2, 2020

Desmond

Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.

“Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l

by Megan Stringfor June 21, 2021

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 22, 2008

Dystopian Undertones

The male (or female, for that matter) testes.

Jill: Ugh, I hate waking up to goddamned dystopian undertones every morning.

Angela: I know! It's, like, the same with Mike, he totally needs to shave them at least.

Jill: Uhh... what are you talking about?

Angela: Well, you know, Mike's dystopian undertones, his balls? You?

Jill: Roommate watching Fox every gorram morning at 7am... Balls? What the hell?

by RedAlert25 July 22, 2009

Dyson Eye

Dyson Eye is when in a day no matter what you may be doing you get crap/dust in your eyes as if your eyes are sucking dirt in.

You're suffering from Dyson eye mate

by Croggy Dee May 14, 2011

Desmonde

When you find Monde this expression is used

Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!

by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011