Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Dusty Peanut

An unclean testicle that has one or more dingle berries hanging from it.

Whoa Nancy! I took Phil home after happy-hour last night and he totally had a dusty peanut!

by Hot Sauce Master June 15, 2011

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014

Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

dusty clam

A girl who hasn’t gotten dick in a large amount of time

Kyle: “I say, that girl Savanah can be quite the bitch”
Andy: “She must have a dusty clam”

by ClamSpam January 17, 2018

Dusty Dibbler

A Dusty Dibbler is where you exchange consensual sexual favors inside a place of buisness. Usually, but preferably, in a private matter.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Demarcus from accounting? I heard he got a Dusty Dibbler in the elevator."
"How'd he find the time to do that?

by Nate_River June 10, 2017