Dunkin Flownut

When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.

Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.

by Nosav January 23, 2018

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Dunkin’ Doz Nuts

When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.

Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.

Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.

by Stoney69 January 19, 2019

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Ducking Lot

Playing duck duck goose in a parking lot

Example:
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...

by yoyomario February 25, 2019

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Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

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dunkin on forbes

A Dunkin' Donuts location in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh. It is notoriously known as the place where stoned teenagers go after standing on the corner of Forbes and Murray for 10 hours. Otherwise, this location provides the nicest staff who yell at customers if they have their seat in the aisle.

1. "someone hmu at the dunkin on forbes bc its beat asf rn"

2. "wtm today??? who's tryna go to the dunkin on forbes after we smoke?

by fka picket fence May 22, 2019

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