duchesne

the act of food consumption while simultaneously passing a bowel movement

Ryan just got home from a long day of work in which he skipped lunch and had severe cabbage ass

"Man I got the mud butt but this chalupa looks too damn delicious. I can wait, no! Fuck it I'm just gonna duchesne this bitch. YOLO!"

by superdeluxechocolatebear January 7, 2013

douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

duchess

One who is classy, but with a lil bit of sass.

I thought she was bojangus, until miss priss had to get all duchess on me.

Haley eats sushi like a duchess.

by duchessfinley November 12, 2012

Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise

Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.

by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010

Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.

What a douchenozzle

by Egiap27 February 6, 2010

Duchess of Cambridge

Born Catherine Elizabeth Middleton (aka Kate) on 9 January 1982 in Berkshire, England, to Carole and Michael Middleton, Catherine was notably the on-and-off again girlfriend of Prince William of Wales, the first son of Lady Diana Spencer and Prince Charles of Wales.

On 16 November 2010, Clarence House announced the engagement of Miss Catherine Elizabeth Middleton to Prince William of Wales and on 29 April 2011, Miss Catherine Middleton married Prince William of Wales. Prince William was made His Royal Highness Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus. Likewise, Catherine is titled Her Royal Highness the Princess William, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus and is most commonly known as Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Her husband the Duke of Cambridge is second in line to the throne and should he become king, Catherine will be Queen Consort.

She is often noted for her fashion sense.

HRH The Duchess of Cambridge is often found on the cover of various magazines due to her style of dressing.

by Anonymous_2012 July 28, 2012

douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.

Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 8, 2007