dolphin clap

The female version of the "ball tap". Instead of using the back of your hand to bitch slap the male genatalia Cup your hand like your sifting through change, wind up like a division one underhand softball pitcher and destroy the vagina. Of course you must unleash a dolphin squeek like flipper too.

Samantha thinks she's hot shit, someone should dolphin clap that whore!

by Cody Thrustworthy October 25, 2010

happy dolphin

When you approach the female for anal, she turns around looks at you and eagerly nods her head up and down like flipper while emitting a shrill eh-huh, eh-huh pleased noise

I took this girl home last night and gave her the ol happy dolphin.

by Luke Palmer January 18, 2007

dolphin diving

Verb - Term used in Battlefield 2 to describe a person who is running, while getting shot at, who then dives to the ground, rolls, and immediately shoots back, killing you.

Hey you dolphin diving M.F.'er, why don't you face me like a man!

by D. Brown September 20, 2006

Douchasaurus Rex

The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, make it not even your game anymore, are extremely lazy, think they're huge, love public humiliation and pick on smaller people for their sole entertainment.

"Jackie totally was making fun of Cindy's little brother, he thinks he's such a pro. That ass..."

"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."

by Perplexcity October 20, 2008

dolphin noise

not the physical act of a dolphin, but the noise a person can make when over exaggerating an inhaling, while closing your throat
the sound is a high pitched frequency that takes time to learn and master
it can be used to annoy people, in place of words, or just cause

it is imitated by an awkward throat back up, and words such as oi, eoo, wha, etc

so i was playing brawl, and i got (dolphin noise)

dude, (dolphin noise)

by Ckazz October 6, 2009

dolphin jizz

Random sticky-ness or a spill of an unidentified object. Relating to jizz possibly too.

It's also just fun to say! "jizz of a dolphin; dolphin jizz.

"Yo, what's that dolphin jizz on your car"?

or

"The cobb salad looks great but what's that dolphin jizz on the chicken"?

by Djicey702 May 31, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

by Anonymous April 4, 2003