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by gfdhfdn June 4, 2022

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

scooby dooing

inadvertently adding an r in a word

scooby dooing would be like saying "it's 8 ocrock in the morning"

by bidnezgrl September 11, 2013

Doing an Adam

Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.

A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.

Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".

The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.

Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?

Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.

Joe: Why did you take it off?

Matt: I was doing an Adam.

Joe: Ah, of course.

by SellyOakRam August 23, 2011

doing a bullet

Doing a one year sentence in jail

My man mike is doing a bullet up in rikers.

by jay2thec January 12, 2009

i'm doing her

informal: - person is in a sexual relationship other

-a person is currently having sexual intercourse

-no did'nt break up, still i'm doing her.

-his mother saw him while he was doing her

by nikisav007 June 28, 2016

Doming

smoking an amount of weed to yourself that would usually be consumed by more than 1 person.

Why're you so high? I sat at home all day doming blunts.

by Madie Daddy April 26, 2010