Derek

Sweet, caring, truthful, and loyal. He's the kind of guy you can't stop thinking about. His eyes and smile will lure you in and then his silliness will steal your heart away from you. Goes best with a Kelsey or an Amanda.

You've been distracted all day, you must have met a Derek last night.

by MylaLola04 September 3, 2012

Derek

Sweet, Funny, Kind, My Best Friend, Oh So Amazing, Love Him To Death, Awesome, Caring, Blonde At Times, Crazy, Loser, Just An Amazing Guy♥

Girl: You Know Derek?
Girl Number 2: Who Doesnt

by DevilGurlLove November 5, 2011

Derek Jeter

A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.

Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."

Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."

Objective fan #1: "I agree."

by Timothy Riel February 18, 2009

Derek Lobb

Uber Faggot otherwise known the twinkledouche of the Mexican Flamers Gay Bar.. Who enjoys innterracial anal sex stimulation in his sphinxter. Has a Tiny shwlong and enjoys licking his own gloryhole

Boy 1 : Man Is a faggot parade?
Boy 2 : Yea I hear their a buncha Derek Lobbs
Boy 1 : Wow, Thats Homo

by Anal Humphrey the 4th January 10, 2010

Deren

AYe nigga who dont give a fuck and will pimp slap a hoe for the fun of it.


na mean?

did u c deren?
yeah i saw him, he just pimp slapped that bitch.
damn that nigga is dope

by joedaddybitch April 27, 2009

Derek and Emily

The perfect couple. Emily is the one who makes Derek who he is. She's the best thing to ever happen to him. She strives him to be better. In spite of all their fights, they will always love each other. When guided apart, they will find their way back to one another. They're perfect for each other. As long as they're together & love each other, everything will work out great. Also Emily is the amazing & beautiful one in the relationship. She's beyond perfect in Dereks eyes. And one day, he's going to marry her.

Derek and Emily will last forever and there isn't a person in this world that can tear them apart.

by DerekLovesEmilyForever November 1, 2013

dereal

The opposite of real.

I'm detached from my emotions, and thoughts spending twenty-three of twenty-four hours in this dark cell; the whole experiecne feels dereal.

by Food For Animals September 9, 2008