diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper

last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!

by carnath September 5, 2012

Pull a Diesel

To reach a goal both hurriedly and impeccably. This expression originated in reference to Ahmad M. Bassioni, an archeology polymath living in Alexandria, who managed to nail his MA thesis during an infallible timeframe with no compromises

- Do you think I'll be able to get my thesis written before the deadline?
* Don't worry man! You'll pull a Diesel right away and have these professors' minds blown!

by omarwally98 December 16, 2022

Diesel Piece

To be Well Endowed, A more friendly way of saying Big Dick or Large Cock.

Damn LaRodney word around Wal Mart is you got quite the Diesel Piece, But there is no way its bigger than the singer from Life Alive, He's got a massive Diesel Piece!

by GarethWarren May 8, 2019

popped diesel

When someone is so huge that you think they are beyond steriods

Damn is that guy on steriods??

Fuck no he is popped diesel

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

Diesel Dump

The art of putting a S#!t load of diesel down an hot exhaust and watching the white oily goodness erupt!

Sayer grab the Diesel Dumper, i have the Jerry we are going to dump this Excell!!
MANNNNNNNNNN

by PR35TY November 16, 2011

Diesel Burner

A large bitch, wide load, something that would not be pleasant to get with.

Holy shit.... shes a diesel burner.

by Nick_P August 3, 2005

Vin Diesel

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

by Skin-Nerd August 8, 2005