Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.

Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.

by RTD2 September 4, 2013

dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".

Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".

by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014

Dicktrocity

An act of atrocity committed via being a massive dickhole.

Committing such an act of Dickish nature that it earns the title of Dicktrocity.

Dude I can't believe you'd stoop to that kinda level of "Dicktrocity!"

Hitler committed the ultimate "Dicktrocity."

by RockHardRagingChub October 17, 2014

dicktoxing

When you are done with dicks and men that want to talk about their dicks (penises) or dick size. Taking a break to flush the system.

I'm sorry Natalie, but I will be dicktoxing for another few weeks so please do not try to set me up with your friend George.

by Ballsonchin November 16, 2014

Dicktures

Dick pictures. When a guy sends you a "dick pic"

Omg stop sending me ugly dicktures!

by ShaKira August 12, 2015

Dickture

Taking selfies of one's (male) genaltelia and then sending them to a current or potential sexual partner with smart phone.

Bubba (the male) texted several dicktures to Julia (the potential mate), hoping it would help his game.

by Bocaj Welch September 15, 2015

Dicktopous

A dick shaped as an octopous

Saras realized that Tom had a dicktopous

by Dicktopous queen September 10, 2016