dickmatized

When a woman/girl ends up dating a guy that she had reservations about dating, i.e. she didn't really like him to begin with but they end up dating and he's a jerk

Kat: I mention how I only wanted to be friends with him and how he soooo wasn't boyfriend material.
Liz: Then, boom...dickmatized

or

"We really didn't like him at first but then we got dickmatized."

by Jessi Griffin March 15, 2008

dickmince

Similiar to dickweed, someone who is just a complete dick and gets on everyones nerves.
Originates from North Hampshire, UK

Dickmince: Hey, guys, you all suck!
Me: Fuck off dickmince.

by joe-heth October 11, 2007

Dickrancher

1(noun) A female who has sexual relations with serveral males in a small time period. Side effects are (1) multiple children from multiple male partners (2) dangerously high percentage of contracting STD's (3) being broke with serveral children and complaining about being broke. (4) vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard and contracts foul fishy odor. To help population control and contracting a STD avoid Dickranchers at all cost.

That girl sscrewed 10 guys last month,she's a dickrancher

by Calamityjohn76 July 5, 2012

Dickmunk

The name of the bulging cheeked visage of a person sucking at least 10 reasonably sized dicks at one time. Also see Ballbeard.

That ballbearded JB fit so many dicks in her mouth last night! She looked like a total dickmunk.

by Zuul The Gatekeeper of YOLO July 18, 2013

dickmental

To be a judgemental dick. To judge the actions of others in a harsh way.

Ken was extremely dickmental on facebook after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by sparkinjr March 3, 2014

DICKPANIC

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014

Dickanologist

Someone Whose Able To Know a Real dick from a fake dick you got from off the internet. So therefore, you may not have the DICKONOLOGIST degree, but in my opinion. Everyone is a DICKONOLOGIST.

I know he ain't sending me someone's else dick saying it's his. Let me get on my Dickanologist glasses. This shit ain't right.

by DICKONOLOGIST August 16, 2014