Mingus Dew 

A reference to Season 1: Episode 9 of Sealab 2021. Murphy is trapped under an evil "Bebop Cola" vending machine. The soda he selected was called Minugs Dew, which probably references the American Jazz artist, Charles Minugs.

"Give me my damn Mingus Dew"

Mingus Dew by Tad Winkler October 30, 2008

Diet Mountain Dew 

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

Diet Mountain Dew by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009

Mountain Dew 

The single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink I have ever encountered. I got hooked on it at an American airbase and I had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to Newcastle. It tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called Tab, whatever happened to that?

I crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mountain Dew by Ezmerelda September 19, 2005

the old one two mountain dew 

an ambiguous sexual action

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

the old one two mountain dew by themountaindewd April 22, 2017

Mountain Dew 

Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing

Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.

Mountain Dew by DOMitus Prime November 21, 2006

Mountain Dew-shBag 

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.

Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.

Mountain Dew-shBag by mr.0wl November 22, 2010

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.

After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

groinial dew by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005