Deeter

when someone's being an idiot.

Layton: throws molotov at the escape route blocking it entirely

Me: God damnit, you're such a deeter!

by Bonkerino August 13, 2019

Deet Deet

Those words you say when someone asks how you're doing and you don't want to answer them because in fact you are doing horribly but don't want to tell them that because you don't want to get false sympathy.

Fred: "Hey Joe how ya doin?"
Joe: "Deet deet."
Fred: "Oh. Sorry for askin."

by Deltagamer026 aka 'Hurricane9' April 8, 2022

Pulling a Deef

To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.

"Dude, where is he? He was supposed to be here two hours ago."
"Probably in bed, pulling a Deef."

by Sames March 6, 2008

Deef

Hell no, Hell naw

"Dude your mom is so freaking hot!"
"Deef"

by jMann1015 December 22, 2014

flock of deerticks

1. Any number of ticks that have been pulled off of pets and stored in a rubbing alcohol bottle for several years. 2. The most amazing disco house group to ever have sex with your Mother.

1. "Oh, I see your flock of deerticks is growing! 2. "Word, that flock of deerticks totally did it with my Mom."

by potentially everything, practically nothing February 9, 2005

deet

cool, tight, similar to the techies' term "leet"

Wow what an awesome movie! That last scene especially was so deet!

by Arlo Hill November 17, 2004

deet

a deet is when you accidentally spill or splatter milk on your nipple.

"alex was pouring the milk for his cheerios when all of a sudden, he deet himself!"

by Vicle October 24, 2006