Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009

dead turk

A event, person or happenstance that is generally known of but not acknowledged by anyone. A elephant in the room.
Derived from the plotline of an episode of the PBS television series "Downton Abbey" in which the protagonists try and hide the death of a Turkish visitor.

While discussing the reorg, nobody acknowledged the dead turk in the room- the impending layoffs of half the staff.

The crushed fender wasn't the real problem. The dead turk was the empty liquor bottle under the front seat.

by Onisimos July 20, 2012

Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.

Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!

by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014

Dead-End Text

A text that closes the conversation because it doesn't lead to any engagement from the other user, besides one or two words.

Dead-end text: Thanks for last night.

by Bellaisa Filippis January 22, 2015

Dead Man's Volley

A Battle Technique from the Zelda Series, It is performed by Hitting a Glowing Ball back and forth between Link and an Enemy until one of them Fucks Up

Link had to Dead Man's Volley Phantom Ganon

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 29, 2015

dead from the neck up

some one how is so dumb that stupid no longer can describe them accurately

Jimmy : dude that chick is dead from the neck up

by the-insult-master January 3, 2017

dead rat's nest

A place where bad ideas go to die.

George's half-baked suggestion veered our discussion into a dead rat's nest.

by kgaz March 29, 2017