Deal the cards

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

by SydneyAus February 13, 2007

crack dealing

An individual who wears his pants so low that you can see his butt crack.

Dude check out that guy bending over, he's doing some major crack dealing.

by Parfumes4me July 28, 2006

working deals

The thought, attempt, and effort put into intiating a hookup. One can "work deals" on another or have their "deal worked".

Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006

" Yeah I worked his deal so hard, he came home with me last night"

"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"

"I want my deal worked by HER!"

by trevs4lyfe April 11, 2007

deal rat

A person in constant search of great deals.

John is such a deal rat. He's always searching for a bargain!

by JLH June 11, 2005

Doza Deal

Is a deal or bet in which one party involved has no intention of following through with the agreed upon terms. Typically the person making this deal or bet is too broke to follow through in the first place and never intended on committing to it when the time comes.

It was a total Doza deal, he would never follow through with it.

by WalterKronkite August 18, 2019

That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

by impostirevil January 19, 2010

home deal

A great deal, the inside track or scoop. Something your homies cut you in on.

Ma boi got a home deal on that one, he got 5Gs AND he got a Benz out tha deal!

My nigga, he work up at Nike, see, so I got a home deal on dese new Nikes dat ain't even hit de stores yet!

by TIs_my_man February 28, 2007