While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.
If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.
If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.
I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".
by SydneyAus February 13, 2007
Get the Deal the cardsmug. by Parfumes4me July 28, 2006
Get the crack dealingmug. The thought, attempt, and effort put into intiating a hookup. One can "work deals" on another or have their "deal worked".
Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006
Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006
" Yeah I worked his deal so hard, he came home with me last night"
"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"
"I want my deal worked by HER!"
"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"
"I want my deal worked by HER!"
by trevs4lyfe April 11, 2007
Get the working dealsmug. Is a deal or bet in which one party involved has no intention of following through with the agreed upon terms. Typically the person making this deal or bet is too broke to follow through in the first place and never intended on committing to it when the time comes.
by WalterKronkite August 18, 2019
Get the Doza Dealmug. by JLH June 11, 2005
Get the deal ratmug. A phrase to show your level of distress for someone or something; something in which you DO NOT GIVE FUCKS FOR
by prpergrl April 24, 2015
Get the not my dealmug. Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?
Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.
Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.
Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.
Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.
by impostirevil January 19, 2010
Get the That's the Good Dealmug.