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Definitions by JLH

Roll call 

Similar to a booty call, but specifically with a fat chick.
I gotta go man, I just got a booty call. Ryan, I’ve seen that girl. You got a roll call!

I’m going to head out. I’m horny as hell so I just took a roll call.
Roll call by JLH June 26, 2019

destination fucked 

Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.
Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.
destination fucked by JLH April 26, 2017

fuck it in the face 

To do something exceptionally well.
Matt: we're going to fuck it in the face!
fuck it in the face by JLH April 26, 2017

deal rat 

A person addicted to card games of any variety. The term is most often however, used to describe a gambler who plays poker or blackjack on a regular basis.
John is such a deal rat. He's always looking for a poker game!
deal rat by JLH June 20, 2007
A person addicted to card games of any variety. The term is most often however, used to describe a gambler who plays poker or blackjack on a regular basis.
John is such a dealrat. He's always looking for a poker game!
dealrat by JLH June 20, 2007
Person in constant search of great deals.
John is such a deal rat. He's always searching for a bargain!
dealrat by JLH June 12, 2005

deal rat 

A person in constant search of great deals.
John is such a deal rat. He's always searching for a bargain!
deal rat by JLH June 11, 2005