verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples

"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"

by The Ugly One January 7, 2004

textual diarrhea

The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).

"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."

by jw80808 December 27, 2008

Black Out Diarrhea

The act of having explosive diarrhea while aggressively spinning in circles causing the victim to become unconscious.

Did you hear what happened to Margo? She ate too much cottage cheese and got black out diarrhea. She sprayed all over the walls!

by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009

Diarrheatic

A play on the term "diuretic," which applies to any substance that promotes the production of urine. As you could guess, A Diarrheatic is any substance that promotes the production of Diarrhea.

"As a doctor, I suggest you eat a lot of Diarrheatic foods to help with your constipation. I can fill you out a prescription for some laxatives, or you can just eat a lot of Taco Bell."

by Bort S. September 17, 2013

diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016

Diarrhea

When you have constipation and it comes out the right way. Usually accompanied by a beautiful song.

Caleb was so constipated with diarrhea, that we had to tell him to quiet it down in there.

by thadt7 April 11, 2020