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Matt Damon

When you bend a hanger straight then stick it in your dick then rub the hanger it on a electric fence.
I just gave myself a Matt Damon on a prision fence,it was awesome!
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006
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Damion

Damion a hoe
by Datkia Light May 24, 2017
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Damon

a Justin bieber-esque guy whos like 2 feet tall and cries a lot and has fish eyes, wears teel skinny jeans that are his sisters and is a regular heart breaker who likes to stare at himself in the mirror. and is frequently called a fag by his sister and everyone he meets.
Sister: DAMON gimme my fuckin pants you little fag!
Damon: wait im not doen with the mirror! (shatter)
by kartata December 28, 2010
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Johnny Damon

A 1992 draft pick by the Kansas City Royals, who at the end of 2000 got traded to Oakland A's and after one season in Oakland, he got traded to the Boston Red Soxs. He played centerfield for the Red Soxs until the end of the 2005 season. Like it or not, Damon was traded to the Yankees because of a offer that appealed to him more. Damon was a fan favorite in Boston and tons were devistated once they heard the news.
Johnny Damon was traded to the New York Yankees from the Boston Red Soxs a year after they won the World Series.
by Walter Burgess January 16, 2006
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damon

A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.
Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
by Groofy March 3, 2008
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Matt Damon

A gorgeous male who needs to get married to me.
by Stully March 8, 2004
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Daemon

1.A type of demon in strict reference to a Greek definition rather than the often associated Christian interpretation. "Daemon" is actually the mis-romanization of the Greek word "Daimon" for there is no Greek dipthong for "ae". It is often used incorrectly by people attempting to sound pretentious, arrogant and self important who really no nothing of the subject they speak about.
"Through his spelling of 'daemon' it was clear that he was attempting to make himself sound intelligent, thus failing miserably."

"My Latin teacher kicks so much ass because we bitched together about pretentious assholes and their hilarious misusage of spellings and Greek adaptions such as 'daemon'."
by blubbernugget February 10, 2007
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