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As daft as a wagon horse

Someone who is so stupid that no matter what you tell them they will do it. Mainly because a wagon horse will work all day and just keep going and going without any thought for themselves.
that bloke is as daft as a wagon horse
by Jon Coombe December 14, 2008
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DAFEATED

An exclamation to describe: Beating somebody in a competition, proving somebody wrong, or just to shove something in somebody's face. A wide variety of uses, almost universal.

Sometimes pronounces in three exclamated syllables DA FEAT and ED.
1. Man 1: The answers 46
Man 2: The answers 47 actually, DA-FEAT-ED!

2. Man 1: I'm gettin with that this weekend.
Man 2: I already got with that ass, DA-FEAT-ED!
by Brenden June 16, 2004
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Dafaq

When your out of words to say when your clueless
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Daffa

A person who typically comes from Indonesian backgrounds. It is almost ALWAYS a chink, and very rare breed for sure. They’re known for their microscopic dongs, and they typically have hobbies and passions not many others seem interesting, such as card tricks, or collecting toys.
“Some girl said this dudes dong isn’t very big. He must be a Daffa”
by Jdog3002 August 26, 2018
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daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....
Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash
by Ri5004 November 28, 2016
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DaFaygo

A silly mexican with excellent guarding ability.
They should post defaygo's on the US side of the border to stop mexicans from coming over but that would defeat the purpose of trying to stop mexicans cause dafaygos are mexicans.
by Mike G March 30, 2005
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daftboot

(verb)
Pronunciation: /dæftbu:t/

to projectile vomit with an arc of spray greater than 2 radians.

The word is a portmanteau of Daft Punk and boot, and refers to especially epic vomit spectacles that mimic Daft Punk's live performances in their grandeur of display. Similarities may be found between the spread of the laser lights and the spread of chunks throughout the area that has been daftbooted upon.
Sayre was so wasted! She daftbooted all over the middle stall in the bathroom!

Don't drink too much or you will daftboot.
by LairdG January 5, 2009
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