Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

The Daily

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.

I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

daily pwnage

1. The art of pwning nubs religiously.
2. Ones obligation and duty to completely obliterate another person, both physically and emotionally, as well as psychologically.

Hey Rob, how was gaming last night? Did you completely pwn those nubs?

Yea, I definitely fufilled my daily pwnage last night in that complete and utter wreckage.

by dailypwnage September 16, 2006

Dailyhoodclips

A huge meme page that is the biggest sell out on instagram

Guy 1 "hey you know dailyhoodclips?"
Guy2 "ya you actually follow that guy he sucks"
Guy3 "ya you idiot he's a sell out
Guy1 *proceeds to get ligma*

by DanksmansXD July 25, 2018

Negro Phi Dactyl

A chiefly social greek organization found at colleges and universities comprised of and run by flying black dinosaurs.

"I turned away that new pledge and directed him to Negro Phi Dactyl. We just don't have room for dinosaurs in our house," said the Pi Kappa Alpha President.

by Dirty Old Smokes April 28, 2006

dally

A nick name for the usually male name "Dallas".

"Ay, dally! How bout' dem cowboys?

by Skye! January 12, 2008