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A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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Collingwood

A town located in Ontario filled with a bunch of white kids trying to be gangsters. Very trashy and all the kids do is vape or are high. Very terrible parties and someone always throws up at one. SoundCloud is very popular here but all the kids post is trash. All the boys are stoners and all the girls are catfishes. Trap house is located across Dairy Queen. All the kids make their money by selling firechews and firebars
Yo I wanna get high...got any weed? Nah man only firechews
NotKappaG Collingwood SoundCloud rapper
by Ganggang4209x6 January 21, 2019
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Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.
Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.
by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009
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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.
Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
by Xinny March 30, 2022
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Curling

An amazing sport in which Canada pwns. The rest of the world is jealous that they cannot master the skill and accuracy associated with Curling. A great way to meet amazing people at competitions, and the best sport on ice ever invented.
Did you see those people dissing curling? I bet they've never tried it before!
by 765shdhdif February 23, 2010
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age calling

(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.
"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"

--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'


"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"

--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'


"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."

--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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