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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit
Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams
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nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)
that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.
by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007
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crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.
1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.
by Toochie May 26, 2006
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Coucher

A lazy, work eligible, teenager who refuses to work. But instead, lies around on the couch all day.
Jeff is such a coucher; why doesn't he just get a job?

or

Sallie used to earn money but now she's a coucher.
by krollie July 1, 2009
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nature crouch

When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’
I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me
by Sickomonster January 6, 2021
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Afro Crouch

When a girl has an alot of pubes and it looks like an afro
Just Look at lisa filo's head, she must have an afro crouch
by mike January 6, 2004
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Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.
by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009
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