Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

by Ewhaley December 16, 2011

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019

Boob crotch

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016

crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

Clorox Crotch

When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.

Man, Jamal has got some rank ass clorox crotch goin' on. Dude needs to take a shower!

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014