The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 25, 2013
A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.
Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
by jaytee15 December 25, 2011
by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 15, 2017
The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
by RielyTaylor March 04, 2009
One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
by June Monsoon October 08, 2013
The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.
by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016