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Cooked Patties 

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
Cooked Patties by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

Crookery 

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.
This is pure crookery man!

Harry Cooked

The act of jizzing into someones toaster, especially at a party
guy
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'

everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'
Harry Cooked by joe1234543 March 29, 2009

your goose is cooked 

Destroy one's chance's or hopes
Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.
Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Cooked by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017

Cooked cunts 

OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT
Hey Bro

Who you living with now ?

I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay
Cooked cunts by Cuntry April 18, 2018