chongo

n. Chuckie Finster's alter ego. Chunkie reverts, and Chongo comes out whenever he gets sexually excited. Chongo is very eastern European. Commonly mistaken as "Cheezo".

Chongo is used to get nicole.

by Potato Reborn March 24, 2004

chongo

In Puerto Rico, the word chongo(s) is used to describe a horse whose appearance is that of a fast horse or a stud; but in reality the horse is or behaves the complete opposite.

Very often the word chongo(s) is also used to derogatively describe a man or group of men who do not measure-up to expectations.

by Delaisla November 1, 2009

chongo juice

the name given to jungle juice when you don't know how to say jungle in spanish and you just say chongo because it means monkey in spanish

We drank a five gallon jug of chongo juice at the hut.

by The helpful hardware man July 13, 2007

congo

A racial slur targeting African Americans particularly those who have Portugese and Angolian descent.

Fetch me some food you Congo!!!

by John Pisto September 9, 2007

congolese

Having a large, voluptuous buttocks

That dancer was so congolese that even when wearing bloomers, it appeared as though she was wearing a thong.

Pinky, the famous adult film star, is famous for her congolese physique.

On average, Black South African women are more congolese than Black Colombian women; the average French woman is less congolese than the average Irish or Russian woman.

by Edmann Quinn October 26, 2013

cronjob

Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.
Much much better than intercourse.

(derived from unix cron tabs)

"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"

"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."

by The slinky January 16, 2008

Chongo

Chongo is a latino slang word for whorehouse.

Mauricio: Yo tengos NADA con los mujeres....

Pablo: Hermano.

Tu necesitos un viaje por a la chongo.

by McLane - Loja, Ecuador November 7, 2018