crocs

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

by zarquon January 11, 2007

Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.

Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.

by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009

croch mace

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

by chop schopp November 13, 2009

load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.

Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."

by MillionWords January 29, 2017

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

by shitter friend October 5, 2003

Crocker Park

Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around

Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.

by emo-leee August 26, 2008