a country that used to be a part of Yugoslavia now its called croatia, a country that thinks they are the only ones in the world with beaches. The climate up there is to cold you cant even go swimming. montenegro beaches are much better and has a more warmer climate. if croatia didn't have a coast line they would just be a crapy third world country.
Montenegro's 50 kilometers or so coastline look's like paradies compared to croatia's. screw croatia lets go to montenegro for holidays.
by mirco September 6, 2005
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Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.
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