croakjob Share definition Flag When you rub a frog on your genitals in a sexual way, sometimes penetrating it. Basically it's when you're having sex with a frog. Man, I'm so horny I could go for a great croakjob right now! croakjob by deepspace10 September 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the croakjob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch