Creep face

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.

Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!

by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013

Creep Walk

Generally conducted somewhere where many people are condensed into one area. E.g. Office, Malls, Food Courts.

When someone, usually a Male, gets up from a seated position and slowly stares at the people surrounding him, then proceeds to walk slowly through the group of people, creepily staring at each as he passes, then retreats to a secluded area to be creepy solo.

Creep walking is extremely effective if done whilst wearing headphones.

Person 1: Man, did you see that weirdo creep walk through the office just then? He got up and stared at me for like 20 seconds, then it took him like 2 minutes to walk from his desk to meeting room and he was creepily staring at everyone on the way!

by Yik Yak April 15, 2011

lightweight creep

Someone who is slightly creepy but you know won't actually do anything to be concerned about.

"I would transfer to your school 30 miles away so I could be close to you."

"You're a such a lightweight creep.."

by Nostalgicflux December 8, 2013

Creep Feed

The sidebar located next to the News Feed on Facebook. It shows you every like, comment, or ass being wiped by your friends. It's a great tool for starting problems in relationships, stalking, or other recreational uses.

Comments on changed relationship status:

Best friend - "Why did you and John break up?"

Girl - "He liked some hoe's pic"

Best friend - "That was like 10 minutes ago?"

Girl - "Saw it on the creep feed, smh"

by indiansrf October 26, 2011

Facebook Creeping

An act in which one looks at a friend's/stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.

A person that does this often is called a Facebook Creeper.

Jon: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?
Paul: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping?"
Jon: "No, of course I wasn't!"

A few hours later...

Brian: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?"
Jon: "Dude, stop facebook creeping."

by Not a Facebook Creeper June 23, 2009

mission creep

Mission Creep happens when extra and often unnessesary details that are added to a project usually causing the project to spiral out of control. Mission Creep
slows down the process and causes things to creep along

I wanted to put closet organizers in this weekend but beacuase of Mission Creep I ended up spackeling the walls and painting the room as well.

by dpon62 January 21, 2008

Christmas creep

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.

1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.

by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006