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tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
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Cramp

no im taking about period cramps im talking about muscle cramps this cramps happen either by

if you wake up wrong

if you wake up wrong And if it cold
if you workout without stretching or even if your done
or just random
cramps are normal they happen they either don't hurt much or do a lot they mostly happen in the leg or foot tho yes it will hurt I wouldn't say go to. the doctor it rarely happen if you have to go the doctor but other then don't go this pain can last about a few seconds or maybe a few minutes
Jose: hey wanna play build a raft
Gio:sure

Austin: ok
*few hours later)
Jose: ok let explore that islan- SHIT FUCK FUCK

Austin and gio: WHAT you ok
Jose ; yeah just a cramp give me a minute
Austin and gio: k
a few seconds later
Jose: k back
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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Cramp

Hayden Lane AKA H AKA rev
You are really being a cramp right now.
by Morgy May 14, 2022
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sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.
‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x
by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025
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Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.
Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request
by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025
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male cramps

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!
by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
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butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period
Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.
by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021
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