Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period

Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.

by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021

cramp as hell

When something is exciting and/or cool

Synonym: Hype

Person 1: Check out my new J's!
Person 2: That's cramp as hell!!!

by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016

couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019

minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025