Cottage Cheese Cunt

A very lose, very fatty vagina.
Generally has 3 or more STD's.

"Man she had a nasty cottage cheese cunt"

by Storrrrmmm September 3, 2011

thatched-roof cottages

n. the form of shelter, primarily used by the peasants which are burninated by Trogdor, the burninator.

Trogdor just stomped my thatched-roof cottage!

by danni g. May 6, 2003

Cottage Grove

Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!

white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?

notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.

2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!

by diez February 20, 2009

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

post coital friend request

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015