corporate mafia

The barab glirner who really run the political show in the USA and all other Westernized countries in the world. They get bullshit laws passed that we are forced to obey without giving us the chance to exercise our democratic right to speak up against them, for instance the law that releases corporations from the responsibility of cleaning up pollution in hydraulic fracturing, and the Ten Strikes Law. They also have dubious sweetheart deals with countries that hate us and finance terrorism. NISM?

The corporate mafia are responsible for the mindless shit that we see on the primetime TV channels these days.

by pentozali August 24, 2011

Copulated

An area which is populated with police.

Bill: Let's drive through Subiaco
Billy: Nah that area is too copulated.

by nigerian masterpiece July 6, 2011

compuliterate

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate

"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.

by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)

Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.

by foobar231 October 23, 2010

corporate america voice

The voice that you use with customers/clients in the workplace. It's always amicable, with heavy use of upward inflections. The term was coined by Donnell Rawlings in his comedy act "From Ashy to Classy".

Say you work at a pizza place, and you're pissed off. Then a customer calls. Despite your anger, you will talk to that customer with an upward inflection, kiss their ass, and be almost overly friendly. The call ends. You've just utilized your corporate america voice. You can now go back to being grouchy, saying mean things about the customers who deserve it, and swearing profusely.

by R. Cal May 21, 2012

corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.

This process is moving at corporate speed

by Thriving July 29, 2013

Corporate Aikido

Corporate Aikido is the art of redirecting people who need help, instead of saying no, so you can get back to Minesweeper or, these days, Reddit. You use their energy against them, sending them off to accounting, answering their questions with a request for more information, etc. Corporate Aikido techniques and throws are best practiced in conference calls and meetings, where the unskilled opponent will appear to all to be combative and aggressive if he or she shows the slightest resistance to the Corporate Aikido movements.

How to use Corporate Aikido, by designbydave: "Yes, I am almost 100% sure what is wrong with your laptop, but I want you to go back and get more information for me, retrieve the appropriate power cables, software install discs etc so I don't have to work on it right this second, I'm currently reading a fascinating, 10 page article about a feral child that I found on reddit."

by knumbknuts September 6, 2013