cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

Goldie Cocks

A female that samples multi peni to find her perfect vaginal fit .

Ahhhhh that Charlie is a right Goldie Cocks , she's tried Tom, Dick and Harry, but turns out Craig's was jusssssssst right.

by fallyscouse November 21, 2015

Russian Corkscrew

Female is hung from the ceiling via rope, then is spun repeatedly until rope is tight. The male lays down under her and releases.

The object is for the female to be spinning on the males penis until satisfaction is reached.

Yo man! maa girl passed out last night we tied that bitch to a rope and Russian Corkscrewed! A twisted way to cum niggah! bitch be barfin

by craigboy94 August 8, 2011

Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

cockslamp

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.

"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"

by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

Cocks4Tits

When a Girl has Nipples so HUGE they look like tiny cocks. Thus the name Cocks4Tits

Bob "what the fuck happened to your eye?"

Jim "Jackie poked me with her gynormous nipples, man I swear they are like little cocks"

Bob "so she has cocks4tits?"

Jim "EXACTLY"

by Robert Giorgi February 9, 2008