unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.

Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

by Humpty June 30, 2007

confettious

to throw a party with great friends

Hey, are you going to have a confettious today?

That confettious last night was awesome.

by Kara Bruno September 1, 2006

Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.

Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.

by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011

Conditional freedom

Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.

There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Cum Conditioner

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner

Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair

by A H Choo June 26, 2008

preexisting condition

despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.

Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!

by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012

Condemed

An arrogant prick in Everquest who is a raging douchebag to others because he has no respect in real live other than over children.

I would have expected him to go to list like anyone else, but he had to be all condemed about it.

by Xegony October 11, 2010