the concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

Concert snob

A person who bashes all other concerts/venues except the one that he/she is going to. A concert snob always has to one-up others' musical preferences.

Jimmy: " Hey, I'm so excited for the concert this weekend, it's at ____"

Gunther: " Oh yeah? Well I'm going to the ____ concert and it's at the ____ and it's so much nicer and better and cooler than yours. And tickets were a million dollars."

Jimmy: " Stop being such a concert snob. You're pissing everyone off."

by qwertyhjk,m September 27, 2011

Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.

by jessi_nichole October 4, 2008

Concorde

Derogatory word for a person with a very large nose. The expression is a humorous one as it plays on the word conk and the fact that the aeroplane of the same name had a long pointed nose cone.

Person: (Points and exclaims as a person endowed with an abnormally large proboscis walks by) Bloody hell, look at Concorde over there!

by Funky Gibbon22 June 21, 2011

Conforttigami

The practice of folding random slip of paper into shapes resembling teachers.

The kid folded conforttigami in origami club to look like the teacher.

by Conforttigami Inventor March 13, 2009

concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012