comer

Verb,
Portuguese,
Meaning "to fuck", though in normal use meaning "to eat"

Vou comer seu cu

I'm going to fuck you in the ass

by Henk121178 January 27, 2007

Compersive

Compersion is difficult to explain and is an expanded type of love. It's the knowing that life and love is better when our partners are happy and have more love in their lives. It's the joy and love you feel when your partners are happy with their other partners, when you see different aspects of them, when that love makes your own relationship deeper.

NOT necessarily about arousal or cuckolding! o_O Compersion can involve arousal, it can be hot to hear about sexy times your partners have had with other people, but it ain't the main use for that word.

She felt a heart-melty compersive reaction to seeing her sweeties snuggle with other people cuz damn ain't that cute to see.

by manky titties August 5, 2018

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Facebook camper

Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.

Facebook camper: Hey. Guess what I just saw!
Facebook sniper: is offline

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007

Commercial Caller

One who will call or return a call during the commercial break of a TV show or program that they are currently watching and or following.

C: um.. hello.. what are you doing?? you seem distracted..
E: oh.. nothing..but let me call u back in a few.. Bone's on now.. TTYL..
C: *irritated* YOU COMMERCIAL CALLER!! UGH!

by Car Sun- August 4, 2009

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009