Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 9, 2015

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Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.

Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando

by avinabeer December 12, 2018

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From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 16, 2013

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