facebook close 

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

facebook close by McAvalon February 27, 2017

pussy close-up 

A tightly framed shot in porn making, which displays finest pussy details: the labia, the clit, urethra, and vaginal opening.

Pussy close-up is desirable in the end of creampie scene, to show jizz leaking out of vagina

pussy close-up by dildo777 April 6, 2022

too close for comfort 

1) Dangerously nearby or accurate.

2) When someone or something is way too close and you being to feel uncomfortable.

1) Woa, that shot was too close for comfort.

2) That tarantula is too close for comfort.

too close for comfort by BabyFlo October 30, 2010

throwing a sausage up a close 

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

throwing a sausage up a close by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket  

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket: The msn emoticon for a Thumbs Up.

Jez: "I'm badass!"
Me: "Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket "

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket by errinG October 23, 2008

fairly close friends 

When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.

"I consider us fairly close friends."

fairly close friends by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word 

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word by Igibi October 3, 2007