clonkle

onomatopoeic term for when a golf ball sits in low but loose rough. the ball is playable - but just.

my ball was clonkled in the grass.

by nebiru100 December 2, 2011

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

Clonkside

A term for a "know it all" or "smarty pants". Someone who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling something scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.

Contrary to what he believes, he is simply a clonkside.

by Dogaron December 27, 2017

Clonch

A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time

It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled

So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch

Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche

YOUR SAYING IT WRONG

The Clonch’s have a dog

by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019

Cloete

The art of both impressing and disappointing a lady sexually at the same time.

Wow, someone just gave me a Cloete and I don’t know how to feel about it!

by DrDooBigWang May 2, 2019

Cloé

The monster in bed, you never get bored because sometimes she is the tutor and sometimes the stepmother, very varied and there is something for everyone.
The international Cloé day is on April 24th

A: i m bored of getting head, be cloé!!!
B: okay
*15 mins later*
A: wow I f*€&ed the stepmother, tutor, maid, stepsister in one person

by LC609 March 2, 2021

cloncurried

When your to cooked to understand common sense and what is actually common in the the world of a cloncurried unsensible and a few beers short of a carton type of numpty.

After I got pulled over by the police In my dealers street, and being charged for possessing a dangerous drug!!!

I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???

I was so cloncurried......

by Al ZéCruddy August 11, 2021