Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.

Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."

by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009

BJ Clinton

Bill Clinton, adulturer, and former President of the United States.

BJ Clinton loves a little Monica, in his life.

by Jamesm51 February 4, 2006

Cleptophobia

Fear Of Stealing

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia

by Danzy July 31, 2010

Clintonia

Clintonia describes a name of a person that is the leader of E0 Clan.

Clintonia is too cool to worry about stuff like that!

by e0stryker February 22, 2009

ClintEastwoodBradfield

Arrogant, self righteous, opinionated twag who thinks it's his mission in life to be offended by everything on everyone else's behalf.

"I can't believe he got offended by that joke"
"I know, he's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield"

by BenA December 17, 2003

Clintonesia

1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.

Example: “I can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"… he must be suffering from Clintonesia!”

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

claptop

crappy cheap laptop

Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.

by lazyquark September 9, 2010