Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

chodeface

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008

Chode

A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

by kooli December 9, 2002

Chodegina

A vagina that is wider across than it is tall.

It is most prominent in Asian women.

Guy #1: Dude go put chodegina on Urban Dictionary.

Guy #2: OKAY I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO LOL.

by Little Drooping Willow Willy May 22, 2009

chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 29, 2005

Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008

Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

by Newterd January 24, 2010