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choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb
Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams
by Assedo123 June 12, 2017
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Choking C hole

A nasty whore filled to the top with dick
Don't go near her, she's just an old choking C hole....
by Boss ninja13 May 28, 2018
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Pree Chonit

A saying widely used throughout the journalism business or during friendly conversation when something is going wrong and someone won't stop bitching about it.
The Keymaker: Our computers suck...the boss is cheap...I need to get a new fucking job!

Two Shot: Pree Chonit!!!!
by Pree Chonit June 20, 2006
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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating
Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
by jeiarr December 25, 2008
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choking the nun

"I love choking the nun every night"
by nicholas charlie May 13, 2005
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chobits

used to express boredom. often preceeded by the sounding of a noise that would signify anger or contempt for the fact you were bored.
"grrr chobits!" or "i'm so chobits"
by Chris Medcalf November 29, 2004
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