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Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...
"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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Chicking

(verb) The act of throwing hatched chickens at someones house.
ex 1.
"Hey dude, you hear about Jeff?"

"Yeah I heard he got chicked pretty badly, it took him two hours to clean it up."

ex 2.

"Man there's nothing to do in this damn town."

"Duuuude, lets smoke some weed then go chicking!"
by Lil Z The Prince January 16, 2012
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choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
by thacaretaker October 4, 2010
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chincing the bean

- an expression.
when one:
a) knowingly or unknowingly cheats the system
b) slacks off
c) rips another off
Yo. You're chincing the bean.
Man did you see that guy cut me off? He really chinced the bean!
by LD28 November 3, 2010
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Chainling

A female, usually a teenager, who insists on being chained up to the bed while having her pussy destroyed
Derek was shocked when hercame home and saw his girlfriend Amanda chained to the bed, he had no clue she was a chainling.
by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018
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Chonging it

When you are very high off weed and your eyes close up
Johnny you got so high last night you were chonging it
by Lean machine 101 June 5, 2018
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Chorking

a term commonly used by P-AMASS student to say "these students are dating" and this can be between a boy and a girl or a teacher and a student.
1. King ratty is chorking that fine girl in the science class

2. Mr Ahmed is chorking most of the girls in his class
by Anonymou3$ September 16, 2019
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