cheeseburger

Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.

"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Arabian cheeseburger

When an ugly blond dark-skinned midget is sandwhiched between to 300 lb light-skinned arabian women. (other versions with indians and amazon people exist

Dude I saw theodore get a Arabian cheeseburger with those two fat white chicks last night.

by John Yamamoto October 13, 2007

Cheeseburger

To queef, to vagina fart.

Did you just cheeseburger?


One time, he was banging a chick, and stopped because she cheeseburgered.

by Meitsjustme_n08 February 15, 2009

Chilli Cheeseburger

A chilli cheeseburger is when a guy takes a crap on an old woman's cooch and then fucks it.

"I turned her grilled cheese sandwich into a chilli cheeseburger."

by rurouzaru March 17, 2010

cheeseburger

A fat woman with a lot of money who is to ugly to get sex the normal way, so they give money and buy gifts to keep boyfriends.

Did you see that Heifer coming out the bank, shes going to be my cheeseburger.

by ryseone January 21, 2008

cheeseburger

A cheeseburger is a man who's got game with the opposite sex, meaning they never have to worry about leaving the bar or club alone.

"That cheeseburgeris talking to your girl better move in there quick!"

by Jake Patterson September 8, 2008

Cheeseburger

when u shit in a mcdonalds bag and give it to someone

"BACON SUPREME, BIIIIIIYATCH"

"I got you a cheeseburger honey"

by semi-large M-SLICE May 15, 2012