Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

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Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010

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chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

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Sexual Chocolate

From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it

"Let's give it up for Sexual Chocolate!"

by laurlaur13 March 11, 2005

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A revolting dessert served up in the more depraved quarters of the homosexual community. After wining and dining his bitch, the dominant gay forces a peeled orange up the bitch's ass. After 5 minutes of ass-baking the orange is removed and eaten by the bitch. The practice was invented by prominent gay artist, Briggsy.

What's for dessert, Dominic?

You're having Briggsy's Chocolate Orange, so open wide bitch.

by Des Lynam's love-gland December 11, 2006

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Chocolate Ali

When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.

Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.

by John Cyz November 25, 2010

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