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Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
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Capper

In fansubbing, a person who captures audio and video directly from a television broadcast and saves it to their computer to later be downloaded by a fansubbing group. Most cappers are located in Japan, since they have easier access to anime broadcasts there.
We need a new capper to replace our old one or our fansubbing group will have no video to sub.
by Mr. Calculator July 29, 2009
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Clapper

A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.
Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?
by Cja17 June 4, 2016
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Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.
Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!
by Chad December 17, 2003
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crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.
"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."
by _salesman_ May 6, 2005
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Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"
"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."
by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008
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